Wednesday, 25 March 2020

Confinement Diary - Day 5


Love in the time of Corona (Extra)

Confinement day 5 (skipped over day 4, bad luck), day 3 since a DFS sales advert was last spotted.

To those fuckers who keep posting photos of them with their partners, captioned Love in the time of Corona, I say share responsibly as I cannot guarantee the degree of sluttiness at the end of this ordeal and made especially difficult by your misguided PDAs.

Also, the UK is not really on lockdown, I just went for a bike ride with my neighbour (he's gay though, so useless to me), stopped and grabbed a coffee on the way back. If you leave your boyfriends out...just saying!!

It just dawned on me that it's spring!! No wonder ...
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2 comments:

  1. Homo Erectus31 March 2020 at 16:12

    PDA = public display of affection ? is it delictual in the UK ? I hope it is...

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  2. Dz-Chick1 April 2020 at 10:53

    Yes PDAs ....urgh!

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