Today is day 8, and like every morning I had to fight the
urge to go and buy a large coffee and a chocolate twist! I don’t even eat
chocolate twists in normal days (non-Ramadan time), it’s fascinating the things
you do during Ramadan that you don’t do in regular times…
Like fast, pray? , stop drinking, stop ,
sleep at normal godly hours, and quit masturbating? , trying not to think about
sex, don’t tell anyone to f*ck off
when they really out to, be tired and have bags under your eyes without your
boss blaming it on Ramadan and generally just behaving like yourself, without
the guilt and forgetting the hunger, thirst and general depravation! Another thing
you do in Ramadan times is attempt to cook; actually concoct a recipe not just
bang a salmon fillet in the oven!
I generally call my mum at the beginning of the month to enquire
about recipes, the same she gave me last year but it’s nice to hear them again
from her, I have them written in a notebook entitled fondly “Les Recettes de
Mama” but I still ask her every year, it’s like a ritual to call my mum and ask
for her help when I am sure I can probably (NOT) work it out myself. Then I attempt
to cook it, take a picture of it (if it looks good) and send it her to make her
proud, although admittedly the last time I attempted to make Galette bread
(which is a round flat bread) it came out triangular.
There are a few Algerian restaurants in London! Just ask
google
Dz-Chick....ceinture bleu!
Lol at quit masturbating. :D
ReplyDeleteYour mama should spend (at least part of) Ramadan with her bnita, to encourage you.
Ceinture et cordon bleus. :)
"stop sleep at normal godly hours, and quit masturbating" this generally implies that.. و العياذ بالله
ReplyDeleteAnonymous Don't you worry, I am going to visit soon to spend some much needed time with my Mama! :)
ReplyDeleteHomo Erectus I like how creative you're getting with your pseudo lol
And yes....it implises....BAD! BAD!!! hahaha
I like your practicality"Today day 12: almost Eid... innit ??" hahaha...
ReplyDeleteAya happy Monday
saha ftourek
M .
M practically Eid innit ;)
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