There is always an upside to all the dreadful events that happen to you in life; like loosing a job so you can land a better one, getting dumped, so you can depress, loose the weight and gain more confidence (I know: I am shallow) or in my friend Lyna’s case put on the weight (reasoning behind this: somebody has to eat the Ben&Jerry’s), cry about your luck and play victims, loosing a grip is the only one I haven’t found the positive reasoning behind. The search continues…
This is how sayings like “things happen for a reason” and such came to exist.
When things aren’t going your way, like debts AND weight piling up (not me – I am a model I am), country in political perdition, when work is sucking out 10 hours a day of your life, you’re certain of never getting back and dreadful existential questions popping into your head like: “What am I supposed to be doing with my life and what is going to happen to me followed by other nonsensical questions like how it is hanging and who let the dogs out!”.
Right now and after a long, blissful and anxiety-free period, the anticipated wave of gloom strikes! Hurrah I was getting worried my writing Mojo would be gone forever, my evil friend whom I shan’t name, warned me that writers thrived on their tormented souls and that I was far too positive, it was getting worrying.
The upside to this wave of unexplainable (hormones, pre-mature mid-life crisis, low funds, poor faith; to name a few probable sources) is my writing MoJo is back and Safia should be on her way again in no time.
Before we conclude; here’s another nonsensical question for you: Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words?
Dz-Chick…so who really let the dogs out?
Ha ha I love the picture you made. crazy chick!
ReplyDeleteare you refering to this song, in case It's funny :D
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He82NBjJqf8
I've a worthy question "pourquoi la vache qui rit rit?"
Cheers Anonymous, I drew it myself on a notepad! Witness the creativity buddy!
ReplyDeleteFarasha my seasonal visitor :)
Yeah that's the damn song and accorde it's funny!
Here's another question: do fish get thirsty?
i started thinking about your two question but i realised i've got a 4000 word essay to finish by the weekend!!!! in the other hand it gives me enough time to think of a logical & scientific answer!! but i definitely can answer the Fish question & for that i need just to know whether you fish hang around saline or fresh water?? ;-)
ReplyDeleteKhaled: 4000 words? You could qualify as a philosopher or a talker! Either way, I’d love to read some of it
ReplyDeleteI did some research on the question and it seems that fish actually do get thirsty and they intake water their skin (through Osmosis) and some through their mouths too – read here it’s fascinating if you like trivia like me. It even answers is fish sweat!
“Bony fish that live in the sea have blood that is less concentrated (in terms of salt) than the water they live in. By a process called osmosis, these fish will lose lots of water into the sea. To stop them from dehydrating, bony fish drink lots of water. Although drinking salt water is never a good idea if you're a thirsty human, fish have special mechanism on their gills that enables them to excrete the excess salt they are drinking. By pumping the salts back out again, they are able to drink water without become even more dehydrated. In contrast, sharks make their bodies as concentrated as the water around them. They do this by building up levels of urea in their blood. This is why dead sharks smell like urine. Having highly concentrated blood also means that sharks won't do very well if put into freshwater - water will rush into the shark by osmosis and it might even explode! Sweating is a process designed to help organisms cool down. On land, sweat on the skin evaporates and takes heat away from the body, making you feel cooler. In the sea, water can't evaporate off the fish because they are already in water! So no, fish don't sweat.”
Dz-Chick
ReplyDeleteYou desperately need to get laid. Then all would be well with your world, my dear.
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"Who let the dogs out" : I did! Took me shoes orf and the dogs said "Gracias"
ReplyDelete"Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words?" : Yep!
Minivan
A writer lives by his poison.. (I can't see your pictural masterpiece, the link seems to be broken)..
ReplyDeleteC I am pretty sure you walk around with a picture of your hand in your wallet. :)
ReplyDeleteMinivan the man with the answers!
Homo Erectus my masterpiece!!! Même pas fichu de mètre une photo qui "marche"! It’s a hand drawn masterpiece made by yours truly!
Oh dessine-moi un mouton !
ReplyDeletewho let you out? i just wanted to say it cause it's funny. it's not relevant to anything or even aimed at you
ReplyDeleteBoussi Boussa just another nonsensical question then!
ReplyDeletehas you missed me?
ReplyDeleteHas not ;)
ReplyDeleteresponse was swift like sweeeets rewengué. how's you keeping?
ReplyDeleteSame old same old .... Though I am considering packing up this blogging business! Non news!
ReplyDeleteYous?
am considering packing my bags …………… take ze care of yoself.
ReplyDeletehow do you likes ma new name?
I am considering that too...
ReplyDeleteName is nuts! But I like it
be good. boussa.
ReplyDeleteNow I can sleep..
ReplyDeleteThis has to be the funniest free association rambling I have ever seen. I just googled "DZ Chick Queen of EVERYTHING" because I was thinking about it, not because I thought you'd have written a blog about it-haha!
ReplyDeleteiftherewere30hrsinaday
ReplyDeleteYou must know me so well :) I feel flattered that you would type that into google even of sarcastic ;)
Only thing is you posted on the wrong blog post.
Also: If there were 30 hrs in day, what would you do exactly?
that number +1 looks suspicious..
ReplyDeleteWell spotted! It looks like a 2! Obviously my Maths are poor!
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