I am very pleased to inform all my readers and friends that I have finally met someone, he is wonderful and I am happy.
Even though, I am bound to wear flat shoes for the rest of my life, due to his hight, he barely clears my nipples, chances are we’d probably have very ugly children too as he isn’t very lucky in the looks department either, we will probably just keep a cat and call it a day.
We met at a work function, this umpa-lumpa tripped, fell over and landed face first, on my shoe, so I said “go on lick it” he laughed and the rest was history.
I have decided not to tell him about the blog as it is my space and I don’t want my writing to be affected by his reading it.
I have also lost weight and now a healthy skinny size 8, that's 36 for you people who are not from theIsland
And in the spirit of revelations, I have decided to share some more with you; My name is Maya my bonus for 2010 was over your annual salaries, I have a hamster pet called Gollum, I hate politics and judgmental people, I am the complete opposite to my alter-ego dz-chick, I am taciturn, moody, but have a big heart.
If you believed any of the above – you are a true April fool ;)
Even though, I am bound to wear flat shoes for the rest of my life, due to his hight, he barely clears my nipples, chances are we’d probably have very ugly children too as he isn’t very lucky in the looks department either, we will probably just keep a cat and call it a day.
We met at a work function, this umpa-lumpa tripped, fell over and landed face first, on my shoe, so I said “go on lick it” he laughed and the rest was history.
I have decided not to tell him about the blog as it is my space and I don’t want my writing to be affected by his reading it.
I have also lost weight and now a healthy skinny size 8, that's 36 for you people who are not from the
And in the spirit of revelations, I have decided to share some more with you; My name is Maya my bonus for 2010 was over your annual salaries, I have a hamster pet called Gollum, I hate politics and judgmental people, I am the complete opposite to my alter-ego dz-chick, I am taciturn, moody, but have a big heart.
If you believed any of the above – you are a true April fool ;)
And I thought congratulations were on the way :D
ReplyDeleteYou like the name Maya, eh ;)
Allola, some of the above revelations are truthful and some are not...you decide which ones you choose to believe ;)
ReplyDeletewhat happened to my comment?
ReplyDeleteIt was gibrish...a bunch of codes of sort! What did u mean to post exactly Dawood?
ReplyDeletewo that was quick.
ReplyDeletemust have been the crackling noise in the line or the bad signal reception.
anyway, the moment has passed.
Blackberry blogging is fast ;)
ReplyDeletei know but at 01:40 quand meme :p
ReplyDeletenice day today; are you taking your newly-acquired midget out for a walk in the park?
ReplyDeleteLovely indeed! No umpa-lumpas today :)
ReplyDeleteso maya you're a fan of willy wonka ...
ReplyDeleteand the chocolate factory
ReplyDeleteYes big fan, what's not to like....games, chocolate, umpa-lumps everywhere...
ReplyDeletehow's goolum?
ReplyDeleteI cannot answer that Tonton dw, nor can I respond to the name Maya, it was an April fool, I might have lied I might have not.
ReplyDeleteNext post coming soon
well apparently the 'truth' is what one chooses to believe lol, so then really it doesn't matter and is only limited by one's imagination ;) ...
ReplyDeleteOk Mahmood, I choose to believe you are an Egyptian called Mahmood :)
ReplyDeletethat's just lovely. shukran ;) . any particular reason for egyptian tho?
ReplyDeleteNo idea lol
ReplyDeletemaybe it's your secret attraction to them lol
ReplyDeleteIf as you say I am attracted to Egyptians and from my assumption that you're an Egyptian, you are therefore concluding that I am in fact I am attracted to you ;)
ReplyDeleteI am afraid I don’t have a thing for Egyptians nor can I have a thing for virtual personas :P
i have to say, great extrapolation skills :P
ReplyDelete:) takes one to know one my friend.
ReplyDeletei've never quite understood this expression
ReplyDeletereally ...
ReplyDeleteanyway, what's become of the new post?
I have 3 posts but dont feel they're ready to be published, need to finish/polish them first!
ReplyDeleteDo you read any books? what did you read last? and when? ;)
you mean i should be reading some books instead? fine lol
ReplyDelete:) only kidding. next post coming soon
ReplyDeletei've decided to get a life lol so goodbye
ReplyDeleteYou wouldn't dare Dawood
ReplyDeletelol watch me
ReplyDeleteawwww you're missing me i can tell :P
ReplyDeleteYeah I am dying! How will I cope :)
ReplyDeletecongratsssss...m so happy for u..i hope this blog is gonna continueee..big boussaa...
ReplyDeletehaniya
Haniya! It's an Aprils fool!
ReplyDeleteDZ-Chick in an April's fool day mood is as funny as ever, evidently, but was it really a hoax?!
ReplyDeleteI sincerely hope so as you could do much taller my dear, my bad I meant much better. Very amusing indeed, I wonder how much of this information was factual. I guess we will never know, in any case it made an entertaining read.